no I'm not laughing

gif:

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romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

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miriko96:

whinychester:

pizza-butts:

if it can fly

it should die

this is probably what metatron was thinking

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www-supernaturalhasmyheart:

jared padalecki everybody

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lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

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bron-tyde:

Oh my god who dosen’t want this on their blog?

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earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

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rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

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thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

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thorinmyside:

being sad while on tumblr is difficult because funny shit pops up on your dash and you laugh and you’re like “no do not interrupt my sadness with your funny gifs stop that”

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